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Published in: on May 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm  Comments (2)  

bill wonka doesn’t sound as fun as willy wonka.

i saw/read two really stupid things today.

the first stupid thing i saw/read was a headline on espn.com that said “Bonds hits 741th HR in win vs. Dodgers”

…741th. huh.

the second stupid thing i saw/read came from the mind of rudy “ol’ rusty balls” giuliani:
“The former mayor said if a Democrat is elected, ‘it sounds to me like we’re going on defense. We’re going to wave the white flag there.’ But, he said, if a Republican wins, ‘we will remain on offense’ trying to anticipate what the terrorists are going to do and ‘trying to stop them before they do it.'”

these sleezball politicians are officially out of control. it has gotten to the point that they don’t even realize what words they are defining. i could be wrong here, but last time i played sports, trying to stop someone from doing something before they do it is called defense. like i said, i could be wrong, but i’m not. what america needs is a nice, hard kick in the balls.

Published in: on April 26, 2007 at 6:52 am  Comments (4)  

teixe reos puam setepo

the first post in the history of mankind. no sense in showing my ace just yet.

Mark Spitz

mark spitz set seven world records and won seven gold medals at the 1972 olympics. as did i.

Published in: on April 23, 2007 at 8:45 pm  Comments (6)