FOR GOD’S SAKE, DON’T HAVE A KRISTALLNACHT!

i came up with a world war I pun today. it goes like this:
“i relish the opportunity to use mustard gas!”

and because chelsea asked for it:
i want to make a cereal called “latin-o’s!” it would be like lucky charms but it would taste like tacos. and i would have carlos mencia market it for me. he’d be all like, “i’m so EDGY, homes! this CEREAL is so EDGY! like crossing the BORDER!” and the white people will be like “what?” and the latinos will be like “what? i will purchase some of this cereal.”

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Published in: on May 6, 2007 at 8:09 am  Comments (1)  

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  1. I think you mean that all the Latinos will be like, “Que? Tengo que comprar este cereal fantastico!”


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