there is perhaps nothing quite as isolated in this world as a fat kid listening to an ipod.
i take that back. a hobo wearing a mcdonald’s bag on his head takes a close second.
Let me lay down the law of this:
1.) I will not use capital letters unless what I have to say is somewhat important.*
2.) Most of the time I will not say anything important. Act accordingly.
3.) There is a high chance that there will be no correlation between any two posts here. I don’t know yet, though. We’ll behead that king when we get to him.
4.) Updates will be sporadic, of this much I am sure. I may update 24 times in a single day in an attempt to be like Jack Bauer with a blog or I may update once every time the human race mutates into a new species.
5.) The N-Word is NOT allowed.
6.)
7.) i love medication commercials. they make me never want to watch TV again.
8.) is a good place to stop.
*This is because I believe that captial letters are simply there to exploit the lower-case letter proletariat. However, sometimes one must use the capital letters to properly mobilize the proletariat.
Perhaps I shall type in all capital letters just to spite your lower-case?
Unless that is against the rules. I will respect the rules of blogagement.
You will execute your task here with a great, swift ability only comparable to that of Charles Finster annihilating a large metal slide. I look forward to your progress.
I would like to see a continuation of the topic